Family Malfunction Beanie
Keep Warm. Stay Chaotic.
The Family Malfunction Beanie is more than just headwear—it’s a badge of honor for anyone who embraces life’s adventures, disasters, and everything in between.
Made from 100% organic cotton, this embroidered beanie is soft, durable, and designed to keep you cozy through late-night editing sessions, chilly investigations, or just running errands with your crew. The bold Family Malfunction logo stitched in vibrant yellow pops against classic color choices, making it a versatile accessory that stands out.
🔥 Why you’ll love it:
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Premium embroidered design that lasts
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Comfortable fit for all-day wear
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Available in multiple colors to match your style
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A must-have for fans of the Family Malfunction channel
Whether you’re repping the brand, battling the cold, or just want a conversation starter, this beanie’s got you covered—literally.
More details
- 100% organic cotton
- One size fits most
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Zero H☣︎ur Project
- Email: contact@support.zerohourvault.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Circumference: 16 ½" - 23"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Family Malfunction Beanie Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C | D |
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One size
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16 1/2
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8.66
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2.95
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7.87
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